You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Date. He has a large trophy collection.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a terrible lawyer.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's guilty of murder.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She framed me.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's lying to himself. You know you killed that person!

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date.

Might find yourself incinerated.

 

[JIst00]

Dotn date, she'll probably try to eat u.

 

[Fraught]

Don't date. I'm sure he'll accidentally kill you when he starts to practice his martial arts in the morning, whenever you get to his or your own place, and sleep a night together.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, he's the one who will help me make it look like an "accident".

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Hair looks like it could slice you in half.

 

[JIst00]

Date, respects the awesome power of my hair.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Changes opinion frequently. Lolwut.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date her, there's a reason she's got a mask.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Skin is a little dry.

 

[JIst00]

Date, has hair almost as awesome as mine.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. His hair is white, so he must be old.

 

[Scde2]

No hair, no date.

 

[she_never_was]

Whiny emo hair. Must I say more?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. It's a zombie, gross.

 

[JIst00]

Date, makes a good point. Sometimes. But not very often.