You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is a little too cute.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, mistakes deadlyness deadliness for cuteness.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Can't spell deadliness.

 

[JIst00]

Date, knows how to spell.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is too young.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Unless you like being pushed around and deserted.

*sniffle*

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He isn't real, but yet he cries.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Talks to people who aren't real.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She cries at everything.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He shoots at evrything.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He makes himself look so enticingly target-like.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Hates emotions. Robot.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Alien. A simple terrestrial disease would kill her in a matter of hours.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Name is the bastard child of 'the' and 'arwen'.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. It's an icky zombie.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He created the rage virus.

@SNW: That's actually pretty close. I [sub][sup]have a cat called Arwen[/sup][/sub] (shhh...) and felt like using that in my username about 5 years ago, so I just added a random sound to the front.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Handy in a zombacolypse. He's a robot, you know.


@tharwen: I find it amusing how people create their logins. But props on the LotR reference. -thumbsup-

 

[Tharwen]

Date. She likes The Lord of the Rings, and that gives her exactly... 12 awesome points.

Where did your username come from?

[sub]And why does the chrome spellcheck not like 'username' or 'spellcheck'?[/sub]

 

[capin Rob]

Don't date. not unconcionsius enough

Does this rag smell like cloraform?

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Self-explanatory. He can't spell Chloroform.

@tharwen: I was creating a new yahoomail account and listening to some old Evanescence music. I was trying random lyrics in the create mail account and poof, my username was born. It makes for good puns. she_never_was@yahoo.com. She never was at yahoo.com. Har har har. I'm such a wit.