You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[JIst00]

Dont date, uses tipex to paint his nails.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Thinks about other men painting their nails.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, has the entire CareBear collection.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's too short.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She tells it as it is.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. He makes a good point.

 

[Hunter6475]

Don't date, she might be pretty, but wait till she eats you in your sleep!

 

[she_never_was]

OM NOM NOM NOM.

Can't date. He's so gone.

 

[Hunter6475]

Don't date, admits eating innocent Escapists and will target you..
"OH MY GOD MY ARM!!"

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Only has one arm.

 

[she_never_was]

Date. Will state the obvious for you when you need it.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She knows sarcasm.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, believes in mushroom people.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Smokes weed.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, spreads rumour and superstition.

 

[she_never_was]

Ummm... don't date. 0.o
Hasn't realized that this is a forum topic yet. And the point is to slander/build up the person above you.

 

[Scde2]

Date. There are benefits.

 

[JIst00]

[sub]that was an attempt at slander. I need new sacrasm detection gear. or just gear. [/sub]

Dont date, doesnt bathe.

 

[she_never_was]

-giggles manically- HE DID THIS TO ME.

[Date? Don't date? You choose.]

[sub]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA..... XD[/sub]

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, U dont know where she's been!

[sub] it seems im having major problems stringing sentences together. and remembering forum html. [/sub]