You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's dead.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He can make money using [Summon Money - Rank 3].

 

[Scde2]

Date. He can protect you from rape.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He will try to rape you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Who would want to rape him?

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He will insult you even more casually than he insults Elkoremarr the Necromancer.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he's not the DM.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. A little too tan for my taste.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's immune to fall damage.

 

[JIst00]

Date, she wrote Sunset Beach.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Talks with a lisp.

 

[Kezia L]

Date, because he doesn't.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Green

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's radioactive.

 

[Kezia L]

Date. Grayish-blue.

Date, because ninjas are sexy.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Realizes that Grayish-Blue is awesome.

 

[JIst00]

Dont date, steals sweets of children.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He just wants to know the location of your secret lair.

 

[Kezia L]

Date. If you do, you'll discover the location of her (his?) secret lair.

 

[Scde2]

Date. For the lulz.