You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[JIst00]

Date, gives out handjobs for crack.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He escaped from the asylum.

 

[JIst00]

Date, is sweet and innocent. And easily corruptable.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date if you have a soul. He is the Corruptor.

 

[JIst00]

Date, is my chief henchman.

[sub]Night all.[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is going to get raped in his sleep.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's probably going to be the one to do it.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He's going to rape JIst00.

Date. She's a clairvoient.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date either of them. They assume I am going to rape JIst00.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He's just trying to cover his tracks.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is just jealous that I won't rape him.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a rapist.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. She took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Talks with his mouth full.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. The weather is horrible here, it's obviously his fault.

 

[not_the_dm]

Date. She's a meterologist

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is only good for target practice.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. You can easily steal his wallet.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a pushover.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't appear to be immune to nukes.