You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Vrex360]

Don't date him because he's about to be killed for leaking the secrets of the Sangheilian invasion.

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't.
He'll steal your sandwich then lie about it.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't, he's far too violent.

 

[Irridium]

Don't. He will divorce you, take your sandwich, move to the moon, and laugh at you.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't, he doesn't like a good prank.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Don't, I heard he could be a guy or a girl.

 

[Vrex360]

If you love your pet kitten you probably wouldn't like to date this guy.

 

[Timotei]

If you wish to not be stabbed by an energy sword, you probably wouldn't like this guy.

 

[DoW Lowen]

From behind it looks like a penis...

 

[Kud]

Dude, you must have a weird looking penis.

 

[Darth Caelum]

You shouldn't date this guy because he is still completely undecided and unsure about his Avatar (at this time anyway) but Hey! I'm the same so i guess i'm a Hypocrite!

 

[Ren3004]

Don't try to date him, he'll just laugh at you.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Don''t he killed Wrex!

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he mistook me for that other Shepard.

 

[Irridium]

Don't date him.

He, uh, um... he hates cake!

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he thinks that's a bad thing.

 

[Irridium]

Don't date him.

He will make you cry.