You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[CounterAttack]

Don't. He's a ninja in disguise.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

He/she isn't me. (I'm unsure sorry.)

 

[TheIr0nMike]

He kills cats. 'Nuff said.

 

[ottenni]

Don't date him! Hell just pee in your shoes and eat all your food.

 

[DoW Lowen]

He is a tiny man in a box.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Do it! He dresses quite nicely [sub]so he may he rich![/sub]

 

[Irridium]

He stomps on kittens, then nukes them apparently...

Is that who you want to date?

 

[Timotei]

All he wants to do is go dancing. No dinner or movies or anything nice like that.

I do not recommend him for a date.

 

[Ren3004]

Date her, she's a lover, not a fighter.

 

[Timotei]

Date him.

He's smart.

[small]/shameless ego stroke[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

Date her. She's good at giving compliments.

 

[ottenni]

Date him. He saves the universe!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

He plays guitar too loud so you'll never get to sleep.

 

[ottenni]

Date him. He is our only hope against the lol cats!

 

[Irridium]

Date him.

From what I can read, he knows how to ROCK!

 

[Ren3004]

Date them both. One knows how to ROCK! and the other knows how to DANCE!

 

[DoW Lowen]

Date all 3 of them. They can ROCK, DANCE and BANG aliens!

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, because he's a vagabond.

 

[Irridium]

Don't date him. He doesn't shower.

 

[seamusotorain]

Don't date him. No amount of sweet dance moves can disguise his freakish skin.