You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. Can't tell the difference between Zexion and Noctis.

 

[Crayzor]

Don't date. He changed his avatar to another Square emo.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He turned Square Enix to Square emo.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's square.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He hates on Squares.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He thinks squares are too mainstream so he only likes tetrahedra.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's mainstream.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. He's too counter-culture to conform with non-conformists.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. After about the thirtieth or fortieth groping incident the "have you seen my cane" routine gets old.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is only a smudge.

 

[SPCF]

Don't date.
Unpredictable (changed his avy without telling ANYBODY!)

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He just wants to see the mailman more often.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He only likes chihuahuas.

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

date,
can do the robot

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's a snappy dresser.

 

[somekindawizard]

Date. He shoots lasers our his arse. (I assume its his arse)

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He doesn't.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He has the most awesome super-power of all.
GUNS!

(cookie for reference)

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. His references are obscure.

 

[pSY'oniK]

Date. Just in case he does have a laser beem shooting from his sole eye !