You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Vrex360]

Read out the username, he's dead but not yet buried. He's unable to commit to things, if he can't commit to his own death then he won't commit to a relationship.

 

[brtshstel]

Don't date. He's a symbol of a crappy game on a crappy console by a crappy company.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date.

Spoiler

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Likes to post spoilers of your last dates on the interwebs.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Bites the hand that feeds us pics of nice looking girls.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Keeps pictures of androgynous people who he doesn't know on his computer.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. Is a computer.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He isn't.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. Once ate a computer, and still randomly coughs up parts from time to time.

 

[Tharwen]

Speaks in base 3.

 

[Scde2]

Date. So you can break everything.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He hates everyone and everything to have ever walked this earth.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. makes jokes in Base 13.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't know that his post count is 328 in base 13.

 

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[Tharwen]

Don't date. He doesn't understand how that converts to text.

 

[Shemming]

date, no reason im just lonely

 

[Vrex360]

Date him.

He's a kitten that can dodge a helicopters rotating blades.

He's totally a catch.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Never uses mouthwash.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

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