You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[SPCF]

Don't Date.
Thinks the other guy's right.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date, their avatar is an actual photo of them.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Same goes for this person. She's perpetually two seconds away from death by undernourishment.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. That picture is actually how he looks in real life.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He'll just laser you in the face.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. You'll get motion sickness.

 

[Ren3004]

Date him... mmmmmm, turrets are hot.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He caused me to overheat.
[sub]SeewhatIdidthere?[/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He's the type of monster that hides the tv remote and steals your left shoes.
Edit: He also ninjas you and makes poor jokes.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. That much blond hair is the result of horrible genetic experiments.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date, he has a very negative look.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He just lost an electron.
[sub]Are you sure?[/sub]
[sub][sub][sub]Yes, I'm positive![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Avoid him and his jokes.

 

[Venom 3135]

date. Has a frozen heart, like me.

 

[Scde2]

Date...The avy is good I guess.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. His avatar changes more often than his moods.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, he doesn't get the point of being emo.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Gets the point of being emo.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Date, has a sexy name

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. She'll stab out one of your eyes so you match her.