You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Girl With One Eye]

Date, has great eyes to steal

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He speaks of the vile and most foul traitors.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He didn't support Leman Russ and his crushing of the wicked Tzeentch worshippers.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Didn't provide enough skulls for the skull throne.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He questions my dedication to Khorne and the Skull Throne.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. The customer, in this case we call him, Skeletor, for he wishes to remain anonymus, may not know about it.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's back.

 

[EchetusXe]

Don't date. He knows why...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Safety is a priority in my world.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Knows something I don't.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He knows nothing of use to any mortal.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Pretends to be mortal.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Is mortal.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Simply is.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date, steals all your keys

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Couldn't make that same statement in Russian. Ninjas people too dumb to refresh the page after letting it sit unattended for too long.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Needs the company.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Steal his hat while you're at it.