You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[whittaker]

Date. If you prefer someone that likes Nazi catboys (different thread)

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He crosses the streams.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He wants dogs and cats living together.

 

[whittaker]

Date. A key is always handy

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. I think he's actually a beach ball.

 

[Lust]

Date. Makes good use of shade.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Not a flattering angle.

 

[whittaker]

Don't date. You can't see what is on top of that head! (...a fez?)

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't have a body...Just a head with limbs.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He cries after coitus.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't like cute Nazi catboys.

 

[whittaker]

@BrailleOperatic: Don't date. What the hair is covering is a State Secret! You will be haunted by the authoritie's paranormal division.

@Scde2: Date. You know what they say about guys with feet the size of legs...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, too much face.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Not enough face.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, just the right amount of face.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Delivers awesome.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. He never puts down the keysword. Ever.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, he's hard to make out.

 

[whittaker]

Don't date. Express in bed.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Too quick on the draw.