You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[whittaker]

Date. Too quick on the draw.

whut?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Too quick on the draw.

whut?

I don't know either.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. They don't think before they speak.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. They don't speak before they think.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's awake.

 

[sketchesformysweet]

That large key is to compensate for a very small organ...

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He apparently thinks he knows the size of my penis.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Insecure about his penis.

 

[Lust]

Date. Has kickass yellow boots one eye.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Will over sex you.

 

[Mozza444]

Don't date. Will under sex you.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Will wear that mask during sex.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Doesn't like any creativity in sex.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is all out of sex.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. If you like butt secks.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's cheating on his pixelated avatar.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Enjoys pixelated sex.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Brings up painful memories.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Ah, good times.