You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Polygynous.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Is something something...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date, but be prepared.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

You can date it, but why would you ever want to?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Insightful.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Looks windy.

 

[Outcast107]

don't date

That winds get in the way of things.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Hits girls.

 

[Outcast107]

Don't date. She lies! She a witch!

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Discriminates against witches.

 

[Outcast107]

Don't Date Discriminates against Aliens.

 

[greenyboy27]

Don't date: Energy swords are pointy

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Auron.

 

[Outcast107]

Date. Is a cool witch.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Can't decide if he likes witches or not.

 

[Outcast107]

Date cause she is a one eye witch.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

date: probably likes strike witches

 

[Outcast107]

Date, he can cut your food with that cleaver.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. He can cut you in half with that sword.

 

[Outcast107]

Don't date. He'll rip you to shreds with those claws and teeth.