You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Shaved the bearded lady.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: cruel to the bearded lady

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Is badass.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Has a bad ass.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, then smash the moon into him.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Knows how to reject someone.

 

[ShockValue]

Date, then push him off a cliff.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. 2008 enlistee.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Been here too long

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Been here too little.

 

[ShockValue]

Date, will help you destroy some aliens.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Won't think of a game that we could play.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Date, he's a nice guy.
Edit: Don't date, he's a bloody ninja.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't think that I'm a nice guy.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date: Look at that smile!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't realize that he should be running away from the twins.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He'll be clingy and emotional.

 

[Outcast107]

Date she looks so happy.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. His avatar'll be clingy and emotional and it'll be awesome And lead him on and make him think he's found his true love then break his heart for ninja-ing me.