You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date; You'll never be bored

 

[Outcast107]

Don't date, those two will fight always.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. A space marine will come along and slaughter him shortly.

 

[ShockValue]

Date, then overdose on the cuteness.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date, but watch for that laser gun.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Amorphous.

 

[Outcast107]

Do not date, she'll turn you into a toad.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, he's a genocidal maniac.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Will shock you with every shock site simultaneously.

 

[Outcast107]

Date but don't expect anything to happen at all. He is after all a bunch of lights turning back from black to white.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Lacks imagination.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. What you thought was a wink might have just been a blink.

 

[Outcast107]

Don't date, he a jackass.

 

[ShockValue]

Date, then steal his sword.

 

[Outcast107]

Don't date he has a sword!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date, was mean to me... T-T

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Don't date. Too sensitive.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Hates taking long walks on the beach and loves whipping turtles.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, will betray you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Too manly for my taste.