You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. He cut his emo fringe.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Played something called Satan's Retrievers.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Did.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, he's too dramatic.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's valuable.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He owns his own space station.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's never bored.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's always bored.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Cake tycoon.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Doesn't put his applications to a rent a room in song form.

Spoiler: Unlike myself...

Tune: Gimmie Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd

I was throwin' the dice
Gettin' twenties real nice
With my friends Jack, John, and Stu
When in walked a man
Whom I will call my Dad
And he was lookin' for you know who.
He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
What'cha going to do?
I'm movin' with my girl
And I'm selling this house
And there ain't no room for you."

I've been thinkin', what to do with my life
Between college, and work, and geek pursuits
'Cause I'm not lean, mean
Big and Bad, lord
Just a geek in the city
I say, "hey there, sister
You got room for a mister?
I would like that room from you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."

(Chorus)
"won't you gimmie me three steps,
Gimmie me three steps, sister,
Gimmie me three steps through the door.
Gimmie three steps
Gimmie three steps, sister
So I can see what is in store."

Well there's no time to play
'Cause I work everyday
During a' the next week or two.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
With such limited time to move.
I've only got me, myself, I to take
And enough stuff to just fill up my room.
And you'll hear me screaming a mile away,
"Lucky headshots don't call for teabagging!"

 

[TundraWolf]

Don't date. He's always very negative.

(Y'know, like his icon? Eh? Eh?

Man, I'm tired.)

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. He makes awful puns.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date. He'll devote all his time to his stamp collection and not to you.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Will get you involved in his exciting stamp collection.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Will stamp you into his involved excitement collection.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date. Has a severe case of Hitler-AIDS (and bad breath).

 

[Queen Michael]

Date. It's two anime characters; what else could one desire?

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, only one anime character.