You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Queen Michael]

Don't date, it's not possible to have sex with the cover of an Iron Maiden Album.
[small]I think that's what it is.[/small]

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, correctly identified my avatar.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. They're only a piece of album artwork.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date, it'd be pedohilia, you perverted individual.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Not a pedophile.

 

[Queen Michael]

Date, is doing the Caramelldansen.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Will play Caramelldansen constantly.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, he'll be your robot butler.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Dont date. Is a sticker

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, if you know what I mean.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date if you know what he means.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Can't see what he means

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Inferior post count.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Thinks post count actually means something (trust me, after 25000, it stops mattering)

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Thinks post count doesn't matter.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: I know Mr. 2009 with less than 10000 is talking to me
P)

 

[Scde2]

Date. Worships my post count.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Is a total freak of nature with that many post count in a short time
(Like DAMN)

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Date. Someone is a bit sad with their 800 post count

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date: Chicks dig vulnerability. Cry and we're so in.