You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Thinks he's a robot.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Robot who thinks he isn't.

 

[Timotei]

Do. He has cool negative effects.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. They're obviously far too obsessed with the creepy thing.
Also, they will want to cuddle on beds of razors.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, averse to razor sex.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Don't date, averse to razor sex.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Prefers cacti.

 

[Ren3004]

Date, Valkyries are hot.

 

[Dectomax]

Don't date, apparently there are 3003 other versions of him...meaning he's not original.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. He lives in a house constructed of wine gums and cardboard.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Tiny, corrupt and moralistic.

EDIT: @Cuddly Razor.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. He is teh secks.

EDIT: @The guy below Cuddly Razor who ninja'd me.

EDIT: @XJ-0461

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. He lolz at the ninja'd.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, gives bad dating advice.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Gives dating advice.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, I can't see his post.

 

[Sliverwings]

Date. A seven nation army can't hold him back.