You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. He fell in love with a girl. He fell in love once and almost completely.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Tried to turn a gay man straight

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Tried to turn a straight man straighter.

 

[Sliverwings]

Date. Has comebacks

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Lost his conciousness in the time vortex.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Doesn't have a consciousness to begin with.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Plays the guitar

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, a player.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Player In the Managment Profession

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Dont date. That was awful.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Does not bathe.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, shaves 'n' bathes.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Shaves.

 

[Sliverwings]

Date. Doesn't shave

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Says that I don't shave.

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. Has the ability to shave.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, shaves with shears.

 

[ShockValue]

Date, shaves with broken pieces of glass.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Shaves with chainsaws

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, shaves with a shotgun.