You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. Seriously, I will cut you if you try to take that Samus.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Possessive.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is possessed.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. Having a catboy nazi on hand to beat whenever you feel like it would be a pretty cool thing.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Has a plan to destroy a certain catboy.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Thinks you can destroy said catboy.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, is indestructable.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He isn't awesome, just quick.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date. He's easily confused.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. Just because.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Will set you on fire.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Give him something to do.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is boring.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's a spambot.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. You can do way better!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He lags alot.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is a prostitute.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Is my best customer.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Has standards Told me I was his only one.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Charges too much.

Don't date. Ninja'd me.