You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Lust]

Don't Date. Can't handle a ninja.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: approves ninjas

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Will exterminate all the ninjas.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Can shoop.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Will stab you.

 

[Lust]

Date. Is good with babies.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Collects babies.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Has no sense of direction.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Doesn't eat babies.
I mean, they are an excellent source of meat, and mothers could be compensated as well.
I mean, it's only a Modest Proposal...

EDIT: Dammit ShockValue, you and me are ENEMIES! No dating!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is a meany. D:

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Dont Date.
Makes you feel bad

 

[ShockValue]

Date. It might make him feel better.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Thinks I'm "with" Shock.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Thinks I have a wish for defenestration.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Mocks me by saying big word

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. All the cool kids are doing it.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Has an army of bears.