You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Hates himself.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date: Obviously has some history... a very GAY history...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, has a lesbian history, in his other life!

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

don't date; Stalked my other life.

 

[Lust]

Date. Knows people from other lives.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is a zombie.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, isn't a zombie.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Smack; Missed a chance to date a zombie

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, wants to date a zombie.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Will steal all your gold.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Loves everything.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Hates everything.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Probably asleep.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Thinks that I would want to escape.

 

[Venom 3135]

don't date. "KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN"

 

[Darth Pope]

Don't date him. He'll break you financially buying his hair products.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, he'll break you mentally and reforge you in his own image.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Interesting to talk to.