You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Hates ninjas.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is an alcoholic.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Likes it rough.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Is a diamond in the rough.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Made this thread diamonds.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date.
Is a... dog from duck hunt!

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Is genuinely laughing with you.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; The guy under him is single

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He won't take you seriously.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

don't date; This coming from a robot in a top hat?

 

[Lust]

Date. Their frustration is adorable.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Doesn't like it rough...........

T_T

...you monster.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, it's never rough enough for him..

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Thinks bondage is somehow related to mummies.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't hold any respect for this cheap, casual 'rough' all the kids are doing nowadays. This man likes it truly rough. I'm talking axle grinders. I'm talking staplers. Remember when we saw him with that kettle and the bottle of acid...?

Yeah. Don't date.

 

[Lust]

Date. May in fact be "rough" enough.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Oh really...?
*Raunchy music, punctuated by whip-cracks and screams*

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. You will know soon enough.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Will teach the bad ninja a lesson............................*grabs strap on*...............