You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. HE LOVES THE NEW POKEMANS.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. I herd he liekz mudkipz.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Date. He has an awesome hat.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Lacks a hat.

 

[Red_Fog]

Don't date, isn't a tangible object.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. His love spans the lines of simple tangibility.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Tried to imagine an imaginary number.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Date, If you don't he'll hug you anyway so why fight it?

 

[Red_Fog]

Date. Is a lover, not a fighter.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Date, knows that fighting is overrated.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Don't date because they will fail... In every single aspect...

 

[Elburzito]

I wouldn't date him because he's got a bullet hole in his hand, which freaks me out.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, didn't specify whether or not to date Dark Knifer.

By the way, don't date Dark Knifer either. He's weird.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, he killed the previous 100 Valkyries.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, just gave me epilepsy.

 

[AvsJoe]

Date, if only for his *awesome* taste in music!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, will go save the politician instead of you, the love of his life.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Has priorities in line.

 

[Venom 3135]

Don't date. Cool hat.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Cool dance.