You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Rented his scrotum to a sperm bank. Said sperm bank is now facing multi-billion dollar lawsuits.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, likes to bring up awful memories.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He wants to protect the world from devastation.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Is neither living nor dead.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Can't decide

 

[Scde2]

Date. Is the Maker.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date; Recognizes my authority!

 

[AvsJoe]

Date for the lulz then dump for the same reason.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, talks in a growling voice all the time.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. DOESN'T KNOW THAT THERE'S A LION!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Appreciates the little things.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Wastes money on hats that keep flying away.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Did not know this is the one and only hat of awesomeness.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Date, uses black magic on your enemies for you.

 

[AvsJoe]

Date. Lieks mudkipz and I herd you liek 'em 2!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Date, has good taste in starter pokemon.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Has a bad selection of pokemon.

 

[LeonLethality]

Date, he's sexy. 'nuff said.
(I'm lazy right now )

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date, he says that only five can ladder. Not sure what that means, but it can't be good.

 

[deathless14]

dont date. too creepy