You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. Will cure you.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Will dance for you.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Is now internationally recognised.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Date, will be your own personal sentry... With style!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, if blowing things up isn't a good time, I don't know what is.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Tasty.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Has good taste.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, was killed by an earthquake.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, is against dating zombies.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, not very discerning. Or date, if you're a zombie; chances are you have limited options.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, spells "love" e-v-o-l.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, thinks I have ever spelt love, correctly or otherwise.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Doesn't know what love is.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Gave me $100 to say so.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Stole $100 from me.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Don't date. Will sacrifice you in the name of science.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, is afraid of science.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Always asks for an additional something.