You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Tharwen]

Date. Wears a bowler hat made of money at all times.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Don't date. Will probably stab you in the back.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Just look at this cute smile.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Don't date. Is a trap![sub][sub]I think...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't like traps.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Don't date. Makes assumptions about preferences.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Because he/she is a random person on the internet.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, mischief is always a good thing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Date, will take you to Mars.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, you won't like what they do when you get there.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, warns others of your plans.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, silly and impractical helmet.

 

[Protocol95]

Don't date. Doesn't know what defines a practical helmet.

 

[Timotei]

Don't date. Prospects of a one night stand are rather small.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, obsessed with her hair.

 

[Ren3004]

Date, obsessed with the hair of the poster above him.

 

[Timotei]

Don't date. A little to small for many people's taste.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Size isn't everything.