You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Has big guns.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Likes to stay cool, as seen from all the time he stays in windy places.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Can't aim properly.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Says the turret with laser-assistance and can't turn even 90 degrees.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Dont date. Bound to be out of stamina when the time comes

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. No justification needed.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Seriously, just do it.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Has a nice tank.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. His tank is out of tank fuel.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. His "tank" is out of "tank fuel".

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Uses euphemisms.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Doesn't like euphemisms.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't look amused.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. I'm actually smiling inside.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He seems to be able to turn into Tony Stark at will.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Says that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Can't actually secretly build hypothetical super-technology in a cave while under terrorist custody.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't realize that you can if Robert Downey Jr. is acting as you.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't date, you won't be able to keep up with him.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She's a blur of red and pink.