You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Nouw]

Date; badass aliens are awesome.

 

[Lust]

Date. Makes good use of custard.

 

[AvsJoe]

Don't date. See his first badge and username.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Don't date. Yoshi eggs are bad enough, but FLYING Yoshi eggs?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. He seems friendly.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Don't date. Doesn't know me vewwy well do they? :3

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, lisps are sexy.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date, he's got bad luck.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, look at those badges.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Likes my badges.

 

[Venom 3135]

Don't date. My badges are betterrrrrr.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, inferior badge and potassium collection.

 

[Venom 3135]

Don't date. DIZREZPECTZZZ.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Can't spell.

 

[Venom 3135]

Don't date. Is correct. I hate it when others are correct.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, disciple of the great Khan.

 

[Venom 3135]

Date, yes. yes I am.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, doesn't follow the tenets of the Brotherhood.

 

[Venom 3135]

Don't date. Who gives a flip flop?

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Has flip-flops.