You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date...I just give up.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's a quitter.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She isn't supportive.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. It will make him complain less.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She realizes that I win.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's crazy.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Because sanity is boring.

 

[Steppin Razor]

For the last bloody time, it's Samus!

Get in there before I'm forced to take all your man cards off you for being a pussy.

Grrr, don't do it.

Ninjas get no love.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him! Or else he'll stab you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Let her come to you!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't do it. If you do and you break up he'll break into your house and kill himself in your bedroom.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he'll kill you or something.

Date him, he owns Australia.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She owns nothing.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Do date her!
not only can she take care of herself and has a heart of Gold plated Titanium but dude.....she might let you take the Gravity suit out for a spin!

Just make sure your a good boyfriend...or it could get messy....very messy...
GAHHH curse my love of samus and you ninjas...

Anyway........dont, he looks like he has a dark emo past.
You may not survive it when it comes back to haunt him.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's a giant robot[sup] I think.[/sup] That's badass.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Its Samus...what more reason do you need to date her?


(Not a Giant robot but still badass, if you think being able to stop a Nuke like it was a mosquito is badass.)

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He can stop nukes, that should be all the justification you need.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Date
DATE
DATE

[sup]sorry, my fanboy was showing[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date, he is a fanboy of something.

[sub]Wait...so am I![/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he'll ninja you.