You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's a spy.
[sup] Well, you're going to have to do it by yourself because I have to leave in five minutes. [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

DATE! She only has five minutes left to live!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he can foresee the future.

 

[Scde2]

Date! Her time left to live is ticking away.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he isn't a zombie.
[sup] Well, I must be off. Goodbye Scde2. [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date! She is leaving me! *Cries*
[sub]See ya later[/sub]

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. They have schizophrenia.

[sub]There may be some bad spelling there...[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Date. Robotz needz lovz 2.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date.

Look at them! Text speak on the Escapist? Have they no shame?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. It has A.I. and thus will try to take over the world.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. They know too much of the plan!

 

[Scde2]

Date. It will eventually take over the planet, you probably want to be on its good side.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Look how chatty they are.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date.
[sub]Better?[/sub]

 

[XJ-0461]

Date. They made post 1337 of this thread.

[sub]Lucky that worked out, huh?[/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

Date.

Er... just because.

 

[Scde2]

Date. This might be the real Spartacus.

 

[Irridium]

Don't date.

He can't tell who the real Spartacus is.

[HEADING=1]ME![/HEADING]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. All of these Spartaci are the same.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him... he's too gloomy.