You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll try to make you eat his bacon cookies. They're obviously poisoned.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date him. He gets lost easily.

Dont date.

Spoiler: She doesn't realize how I get lost easily

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he'll quote you for no reason and he spends all his time in the emo corner.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date him, he'll quote you for no reason and he spends all his time in the emo corner.

Don't date. She lies about the quoting part.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, he'll poison you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is poison.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he never puts down that sword!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will never put down that missile launcher or whip gun. And she has a personnel vendetta against me.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's extremely paranoid.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She's in charge of a conspiracy against me!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll destroy your nuclear stockpile.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is immune to love.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he can't swim. He also lies!

 

[Scde2]

Date.
She's all out of love, She's so lost without you
She knows you were right believing for so long
She's all out of love, what she's without you
She can't be too late to say that she was so wrong

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he owns his own tank.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Shock is a member of a one-person rock band.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's invincible.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She knows how to put that whip-gun to good use.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he can travel through time.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She wants to nuke the world.