You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, it'll be hazardous to your health.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She's also a biohazard.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Don't date him because you don't even know how to say his name!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, or else he will kill you.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Date her and I WILL kill you.

 

[ShockValue]

He'll probably kill you if you don't, so just date him. You'll still probably end up dead though.

 

[DoW Lowen]

It's a dolphin with a gun, of course they will.

 

[ShockValue]

That is true.

Date him, I'm sure he has many plans of world domination.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Once you get over the whole saving-the-universe/bounty hunter/full-body-armour-suit thing, I'm sure it'll be a good decision.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, there's probably some benefit. Like having access to a nuclear stockpile.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date...Appearances aren't everything.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. Just don't.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is the reincarnation of evil.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll try to foil your plans of world domination. What a buzz kill.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will *Sniffle* hurt your feelings. *Sheds tears*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date him. He keeps running to the emo corner and is a jerk.

 

[ShockValue]

Date Alpha. He's awesome, and has a weather machine.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a robot.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him, he's too mopey.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. Seriously, he's a badass alien.