You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Vrex360]

Do it, Shock can recognise badass aliens.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Because I said so!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Jesus Christ, do I even have to tell you to!

It's freaking Samus! Get in there and be a man!

Ack, double ninja'd.

It still applies from before. Don't do it.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He owns the moon.

 

[Scde2]

Date. But she is not a natural blond...or a natural woman. But I don't judge.

 

[Irridium]

Don't do it.

All he does is brood.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is just as generic as all of the other Spartacus's (Spartaci?).

 

[ben---neb]

The person above me isn't Spartacus.

I am. Date me.

 

[Scde2]

Date. This obviously is the real Spartacus.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's terminally ill.

 

[Tharwen]

DO NOT DATE. He is dangerously delusional about who Spartacus is.

Don't do it, unless you feel like getting electrocuted.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a zombie.

 

[Scde2]

Date. It's Samus! But be prepared to be shocked.

 

[Eleima]

Don't date her, she's a dumb blonde and her vision must be impaired with that hair blocking her view! (referring to the avatar, obviously )

Edit: Got ninja'd by Scde2

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date, they will frame you for murder.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She's too focused on her bounty hunter job.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He gets lost easily.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. I don't know where she is.
[sub]I'm lost![/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's horrible at being sneaky.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She stole my bacon cookies!