You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[War Penguin]

Date him. Why? Because he'll send his avatar, Samus, to kill you, that's why.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He smells like monkeys

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he has a pet dinosaur.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date him.
He'll eat you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is from the 9th Dimension.

 

[War Penguin]

Date him, he's from the 10th. That's way better than the 9th.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's an escaped convict.

 

[War Penguin]

Don't date. When you break up, Samus will hunt you, and you don't want that.

 

[Discord]

Don't!

He can't seem to keep flying monkeys away from his icon!

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Don't do it! It's an animal!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. This may not be Spartacus.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date him. He wishes he was one of the Spartacus clones.

 

[Discord]

Do! Seems to be happy.... Alittle too happy.

Hm.....

 

[War Penguin]

Don't date. He's too suspicious of happiness.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he's a robot.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She's Canadian...I guess that is a good thing.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date him, he's a jerk.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's psychotic.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's not a jerk. He also owns New Zealand.

Don't date him, he's a ninja!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is easy to ninja.