You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date, I'm still sad at the comments he made at me.

Spoiler

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date him, that picture just infected my work computer with emo.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's about to be attacked by a tank.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He has a tank.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's flammable.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He will find reasons to hate you.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He doesn't have a zombie survival plan.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He won't live long because of his profession.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. Just don't.

 

[Scde2]

Date. HE JUST WON THE FUCKIN' INTERNET FOR HIS ORIGINALITY!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. Unless you can find a way to kill him. That would be helpful.

 

[Scde2]

Date. So you can catch him at his weakest moment and finish him.

 

[EvilDarkMagicians.]

You look cool... so... date.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll annoy you to death.

Don't date him. He'll ninja you with all his ninja buddies.

 

[Scde2]

DATE! She's Samus again!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, I'm quite sure he's a protagonist. Which means he won't kill you, unless you're evil, than you should stay far away.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is naive to think that all protagonist are 100% good.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's quite humorous at times.
[sup] Quite surprised I'm even up right now. [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Date. She thinks I can be funny! And she stays up late, very late.
[sub]It's only midnight for me[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's awesome. He's...[sup]running out of things[/sup]....awesome. Yeah, that.
[sup] A bit past 3A.M. here. Luckily I have nothing to do tomorrow. [/sup]