You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Gigaguy64]

Do date.
he has excellent taste in Color Schemes.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's extremely powerful.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Date her.

she can pick up junk and make them powerful weapons and has a knack for finding the one Control room that the Space Pirates desperately want to keep her out of.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. You can't! He is in space.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. There' a better chance you won't be killed if you do.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Dont date.

He is always too busy being sparkly than for love.

Do date, she has Alien Bird Ninja Skills.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is a foolish fool who is so foolish with his foolishry.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Dont date.

he cant understand the wisdom of a fool.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's adept at being a ninja.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Date her.

she can hack into anything just by looking at it.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He could rob some banks for you.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date her. She has brilliant money laundering skills.
And I like the crime idea...

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he'll take a bullet for you.

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. She's a film noir villain.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's a robot. That is quite awesome.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She joined the Escapist a day before my birthday.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. It's almost his birthday.

 

[Scde2]

Date. My head hurts too much for me to think of a reason not to.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. It would be a good way to waste time.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a waste of time, you can spend time more productively by watching this smiley