You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll just break your arm.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date them. They have a badge with a beer on it.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. he's awesome.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She isn't awesome.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he'll make you realize you're not awesome.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. Their self esteem just got crushed and they need the support.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He owns his own giant mech.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She never owned a giant mech before.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. His legs are broken.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks that all of my limbs are broken.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He doesn't actually have any arms or legs.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He made me spill my Pepsi.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date them. They drink Pepsi.

 

[ShockValue]

Date them. They know the greatness of Pepsi.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he puts himself on a pedestal.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He will strangle you.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't do it. He takes photos of hideous people and emails them around.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's royalty or something.
Don't date him, he's a damn ninja!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. They accuse people of being ninjas because they suck at typing.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he wants to destroy the moon.