You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Asturiel]

Date them, see where it ends up.

But if you end up in the curb with your face syphoned of all life, Hey I warned ya.

 

[Jemappelle]

Don't date him. He only intends to hypnotize you and steal your pants for his cult.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He's just an eye. He's invisible.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date the bastard, he doesn't believe in pants.

 

[Jemappelle]

Date him. He's a God. He's an eye. What's not to like?

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date him, he's a dragon, so he'll be very greedy.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's the God of pants.

 

[Jemappelle]

Don't date him, he's not a very manly man.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date them, they have no face.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date...That eye is evil and mean.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's far too needy.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a horrible person who uses other people for her own gain.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's mean.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She will understand you.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll confuse you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She caused me to hurt myself in confusion.

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's quite funny.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She has a sense of humor.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He knows what to do when thrown out a window.