You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Totenkopf]

Date. He likes muffins.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He judges others on their liking of muffins.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He eats the stump of a muffin, not the top.

 

[Ren3004]

Date him, he knows how to eat a muffin.

 

[Tharwen]

Date him. He doesn't know how to eat a muffin, thus providing any partner with hours of entertainment while he learns.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He will just shoot up a muffin.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He has a muffin fettish. And that's just weird...

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He has claimed the souls of countless muffins.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. He has a wonderful singing voice. He'll be famous one day.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He eats too much.

 

[MadMechanic]

[sub] But I'm telling you, its a glandular problem! I'm also big boned! [/sub]

Don't date. He really knows how to ruin a guy's evening, without putting effort into it.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. Is far too sensetive.

 

[Argtee]

Date. He has fought God.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He has the Holy Muffin.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's faster than a speeding bullet.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She isn't faster then one.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's fragile.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date...She..broke...my...heart... //_ ;

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's desperate.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. I need her!