You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He'll slaughter you and resurrect you again just to experience necrophilia.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's a sexy turret.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's a sexy... emo?

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. The weather looks aweful where he lives.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Actually it's the way it feels that's far worse than the way it looks at the moment. For some reason my room is warm enough that chocolate melts here without anyone touching it.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't have an AC.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Runs on DC.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Prefers Marvel.

 

[Tharwen]

Still thinks that Marvel vs. Capcom is a television show.

 

[DJude]

Don't Date. Gets his threads confused

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. Sorry, wrong site.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Unless you regularly abuse illegal substances, in which case you'll already be used to that sort of thing.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He is a really open minded individual. At least I think he is.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He'll get low.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He makes my life harder.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's willing to date me.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. That means he's taken.