You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. HE'S INFECTED!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. As the clown hugs the toilet would say: "Too late."

 

[Stone Wera]

DATE. He can see the future.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. My disturbing visions of clowns became true.

 

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. He will use his powers against you!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. Just to rub it under his nose that he can't.

 

[Stone Wera]

What? Of course I have powers! I puke f**cking RAINBOWS!

OT: Don't date. He is presumptuous.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He is that hallucinogen.

 

[Stone Wera]

Date. I know I'd want a merciless robot killing machine as my sweetheart.

EDIT: NINJA'D!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. That's not a rainbow.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. It's a trypod!

 

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. He's a sickly little bunny.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Doesn't know the difference between a bunny and a (badly drawn) chiwawa.

 

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. Is a badly drawn chihuaha.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Don't judge a chihuahua by it's drawing.

 

[Stone Wera]

Judge a chihuaha by his tendency to judge... And judge a clown by his creepiness.
[HEADING=1]EVERYTHING FLOATS DOWN HERE![/HEADING]

OT: Date. For he has had an epiphany.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is hogging the toilet.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He has a hangover.