You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Date. He has a Neo badge!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is talking too damn loud!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Date. He's literate.

 

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. He is too fast and will have you over at his place for coffee before dinner is started. And married before the date's over.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He's probably married now.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Don't date. He plays on Xbox Live.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's too fat to play anything.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Date. He's a pillar of the community.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He likes watching.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Don't date. My binoculars are bigger...

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He likes to make offensive videos about people who he doesn't even know, before finding them and slapping them with a trout.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. Love your last clip!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't realise that reloading uses a whole clip and can't work out where his ammo keeps going because of it.

[sub]Which clip? This one?[/sub]

Spoiler

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. He will get shot in his foot while clipping his nails. That or he tends to puts his townails in front of his view to let THEM watch videos.... and hopes in the process they'll shorten.

 

[Stone Wera]

Don't date. He's a sailor and will never appriciate you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't realise that reloading uses a whole clip and can't work out where his ammo keeps going because of it.

[sub]Which clip? This one?[/sub]

Spoiler

Don't date! He won't stop!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He tried sailing but projectile vomited all over the sails and was stranded in the sea for over 12 minutes.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Don't date, because he will blind you with his laser!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. Was patient enough to behold it all.

*Edit: ninja'd but still usable!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Has no patients since the last ones died.