You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He'll cause you emotional trauma. And quite possibly give you crabs or AIDS.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he's laughing at Scde2.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. Because why not?

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he didn't had a reason why not.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Has secrets.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he isn't secret enough.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. Has better secrets.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, is discrete enough.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He was hypnotised by my avvy and was compelled to say that.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. he'll be a sleazeball and hypnotize you into embarrassing situations.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he still has many things to learn from me.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Assumes a teacher role even when you didn't ask for it.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he doesn't really knows I am a mastermind director...

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date, because there's no way this isn't headed for a Xanatos Pile-up [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup]...
The first thing that popped into my head was, 'Whilst I am the mastermind producer!'

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he made his assumptions too early.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he has an evil smile!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, you gotta have blue hair!

 

[Scde2]

Date. Realizes that blue hair is superior to all.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, knows a good realization when he sees one.