You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, plays with the victim.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date, has a really weird fetish.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, maybe you'll get crowned King! Or at least some other type title..

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date, AwesomeExpress is his way of phrasing the fact that he suffers from a certain problem in bed.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, won't actually give you a title.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Date.

Constantly has a voice like Solid Snake. So gravely and deep. Probably answers every question with "JUSTICE."

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Talks too much.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date. Surfs on a banana skin.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Throws banana skins all around the place.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Is like new and can be yours for just three easy payments of $5.95.

 

[Sweetlew]

Don't date. Has a robotic arm that is constantly face-palming,

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, witch doctor.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date. Dislikes witches and doctors.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Likes doctors.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Won't stop with the jazz hands.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, jizz hands.

 

[Lust]

Don't Date. Is more prude than they let on.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Has crooked teeth.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Has crooked hips

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, crooked lips.