YOU SPOONY BARD!!!!! and others.

[ssjSephiroth]

Yes, that's right! Time to post all our favorite pieces of video game narm!(Look it up) What quote do you like best, and which game is it from? Top favorites of mine include:

YOU SPOONY BARD!!! (Final Fantasy 2/4)
Do a barrel roll! (Starfox)
All your base are belong to us. (Zero Wing)

I look forward to the replies!

 

[Syphonz]

I FEEL ASLEEP! (Metal Gear NES)

 

[SmilingKitsune]

HEY!LISTEN! (Navi)

 

[deewank]

die you bastard DIE! (dont really remember the game)

 

[kawligia]

Its a Secret to Everybody...

 

[Valiance]

It's dangerous to go alone.

 

[Uilleand]

Mass Effect:
Ashley Williams: Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

Wrex: Just because I like you, doesn't mean I wouldn't kill you...

Garrus Vakarian: Some Krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn't work but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each. Thats 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing.

KotOR:
HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
You: And the other 2 percent?
HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

...and, let's face it, everything by HK....

Atton: How's our passenger? Still aging?

...and so on...

 

[Yooz]

"Eat shit and die." - GoW.

 

[Hexadecimal16]

Up yours and have a bullet breakfast, asshole.

 

[brabz]

:FART), followed by goofy laugh:: Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Master of unlocking (RE)
STRAWBERRY CHEESE BROWNIE!! (or one of those weird things Travis shouts out in No More Heroes)

 

[FalloutJack]

Duke Nukem; Time to Kill

Pretty much anything the Duke has to say, but I'll narrow it down to a few like "Bless me, father, for I WILL sin.", "Where's Doc Brown when ya need 'im?", and "COOOME GET SOOOME!!!".


Final Fantasy 5

Several cases of Galuf starting to remember things and then, when pressed for more information, he puts us in a facevault situation when he goes "Can't remember for the live of me.".


Destroy All Humans! 2

Crypto: "You realize the player has already gone out for a snack by now, doncha'?"


And now, just to throw the Mass Effect guy for a loop, let's take some from Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick.

Ash: "You're probably wondering what a handsome devil like me is doing in a place like this with you, right?"

Ash: "When you've just emptied two barrels of a shotgun into the head of your favorite bartender it's a pretty good bet that happy hour's over."

Ash: "Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless."

Ash: "We've secretly replaced this Deadite's brain with a chainsaw blade. But be quiet. Let's see if he notices."

Heh heh heh heh...

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

To be more on the point, there´s always "A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat." from Deus Ex, and let´s not forget Sephiroth´s Super Nova. Over the top, or REALLY over the top.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

ENTIRE TEAM...IS BABY!! - Heavy TF2.

 

[Internet Kraken]

MEHTUL BAWKESSSSS!!!!!!!- Carron from DoW:Soulstorm

 

[TheBluesader]

Anything your army's commander says before a battle in Total War.

Paraphrase example:
"Men! Today we face small-minded infidels who fear our swords as much as we fear their smell! Let us send them to the afterlife trembling like women!"

Or:
"Men! I lead you because I am known to be a good leader of men in battle. Let us show our enemy this day how weak and empty is their faith in false gods! The gods of battle smile on us this day! Fight for victory!"

I don't know if each one is its own track, or randomly composed of several. But either way, what incentive to fight.

 

[ae86gamer]

Mine come from Mass Effect

Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Commander Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up.

Krogan Mercenary: Surrender. Or don't. That would be more fun.

Commander Shepard: You must have family other than your father. Don't you miss them?
Urdnott Wrex: You trying to make me cry, Shepard?

Tali'Zorah nar Rayya: [to Shepard] What is it about you that makes people think we enjoy being in harm's way?

Liara T'Soni: Who votes to take the vehicle into the creepy underground tunnel?

Tali'Zorah nar Rayya: I'm pleased that the imminent destruction of all organic life has improved you career opportunities.

 

[Cheesus333]

'Your fruit-killing skills are remarkable'

- Gaz, CoD 4