YOU SPOONY BARD!!!!! and others.

[gunluva]

Halo 2 + 3:
"I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!"
"I don't want to kill you, but you're just too ugly to let live!"
"I know what the ladies like."
"I knew we were friends, Chief, but DAMN!"
"I'm not your damn mother!"
"DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY BELT!"
-Sergeant Johnson

"This is Sparta!"
"Are you checking to see if I have a Flood infection? Because I don't, it's... eczema."
"But the Flood! Last few years, they just show up like the Bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"
"Dear Diary - creepy giant stared at me today and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would."
"Dude! I think I leveled up!"
"Hey - I almost had an achievement!"
"That was like beating up children. I mean, not that I've ever beat up children..."
"[in Christopher Walken voice] All right, it's me, I know, you love me, my movies... c'mon! Let's play the game!"
"[in Christopher Walken voice] How about the Arbiter? Handsome fellow."
-Marines

"Gosh - let's be friends forever! K, thanks, bye!"
"Why you breathing so heavy?"
-Female Marines

 

[nohorsetown]

"All this killing.. in front of a children!" - Suikoden

 

[Rascarin]

Mass Effect, Liara T'Soni - "I'm not sure which is worse; the Geth, or all this sand in my... never mind."

Saints Row 2, Character - "He-hey, Shaundi! This little plastic box stole your voice!"
Shaundi - "What the... Are you high!?"
Character - "I really like your hair, Shaundi."
Shaundi - "Oh great, I'm gonna die."

 

[Mstrswrd]

"I am Error." Do I even need to say from where?

Not actually my favorite, but my favorite's are taken.

 

[JemJar]

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Sorry to be a pedant.

And:

L-l-l-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic-pathetic creature of meat and bone (meat and bone) p-p-p-panting and-panting and sweating as you r-r-run through my corridors.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

I am digging for a treasure that part of me does not want to find.
For when I uncover that sad dubloon who tells me who this poor soul is
My reward is not riches, but a chance to make a phone call, and break somebodys heart
-Membrillo, forensic botanist

Where are you taking me?

To the moon!

 

[Stevo1230]

I borrowed FF7 from a friend and I remember Barrett randomly shouting out, "*%^$#% Pizza!" early in the game.

 

[AceDefective]

Let um eat lead, Medic Armour Fallout 3....Yes talking Armour (not lying)
Butch is such a but head, Amata Fallout 3
Ga F*** what are you, you talking to gob Fallout 3
Huha, lets kick some ass, Medic Armour, fallout 3

Shes not my girlfriend, Sergent forge, Halo wars

Ive got this to see people to do, girl in bookstore in shivering isles, Oblivion

If i don't believe their there then there gone, drunk guy, dead rising

Up yours,slugga boys, dawn of war winter assault

Hu-ra,Marines, Halo 1-2-3-wars

 

[Jonny The Kay]

Pheonix Wright:
The miracle never happen

 

[samsprinkle]

"This gun's jammed!" -Gears of War

"My name be Ihab. Ihabarbanana" -Haven:call of teh king

"Heygo destroy the enemy army while the rest of our army goes and gets pants on head retarded with some airduster and ecstacy. Oh by the way. The enemy did the same thing. Except the generals. they are on adreneline and steroids. It's cool though." -Dynasty Warriors 1-6

 

[Vern]

Uh...Uh...Uh... Im gonna die. Gargoyles Quest II.

 

[gamegod25]

:FART), followed by goofy laugh:: Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee

*goofy laugh* hehe ^_^