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SuperFelix

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"TOTAL...GLOBAL...SATURATION" and "CHRIIIIS!", both incredibly overacted by Wesker, the evil genius with the worst speech pattern in videogame history.
 

Arrers

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MaxTheReaper said:
Uilleand said:
Mass Effect:
Ashley Williams: Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

Wrex: Just because I like you, doesn't mean I wouldn't kill you...

Garrus Vakarian: Some Krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn't work but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each. Thats 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing.

KotOR:
HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
You: And the other 2 percent?
HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

...and, let's face it, everything by HK....

Atton: How's our passenger? Still aging?

...and so on...
Most everything by BioWare is gold.
Personally, my favourite quotes all come from one man.

Link.
I like it when he yells: "Yaah!".
NoMoreSanity said:
"Throw baby"-Peasent Quest.
Best command ever.
 

sunami88

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FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV76dKp9YuE]* (Marathon)

*First 7 seconds of the vid.
 

Foolish Mortal

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Most of the greatest narms are related to bad voice acting.

From Devil may Cry:
'I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIGHT!'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

And the entire ending sequence of House of the Dead 2. The voice acting has to be heard to be believed.
'It's like they're inviting me in!'
 

Abedeus

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"- Oh, I know a very interesting story, let me tell you about it...
- *GASP* STOP HIM, HE'S GONNA TELL US A STORY!"

A cookie if someone knows where this comes from.

Or...

"- Mind if I drive?
- Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader."
 

waggmd

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Die monster you don't belong in this world. Its from one of the castlevania games.
 

timmytom1

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how do you link on this site?
Anyway birdy`s context sensitive dialogue deserves a mention
 
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"Butt and Ugly decided to have a baby, and guess what, your the result," or "I love it when the parts go flying like that," Evil Dead- A Fistfull of Boomstick.
 

sarahvait

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Dogen-"And then you'll make their heads explode?"
Raz-"No. Do you do that?"
Dogen-"No! Uh, well once. But now I wear this special helmet."

Dr. Loboto-"Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armoured battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beams!"
Lili Zanotto-"I'm gonna kill you so much."
Dr. Loboto-"The good news is that your insurance should cover the whole thing."


G-Man-"[as a housewife] Although over time my husband will lose desire for me sexually, he will always love my pies."

Yea, Psychonauts.
 

roekenny

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"I'm the light bringer. I'm the fucking universe." Yet to find a quote as awful what hasn't been translated or a game what not taking itself seriously.

but anything hk47 says for the win as love that little homicidal tin can.
 

Symp4thy

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waggmd said:
Die monster you don't belong in this world. Its from one of the castlevania games.
That reminds me of this one...
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
 

LewsTherin

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You must gather your party to venture forth.

I hate *name of closest thing*

I'm not gonna let these goddamn vampires-They're zombies, Francis. Shaddup!
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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Earthworm Jim 2 has a gameshow style quiz thing where you can earn extra lives, ammo, etc. One of the questions is as follows:

What color is Jim's red gun?
a) Green
b) Blue
c) Yellow


The correct answer was Blue. WHAT?!?!