you suddenly find you have tha abilty to stop time
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Go around pulling of everyone's clothes and hitting them in the face...Oh and since i'm chivalrous I won't hit any of the lady's. I'd also steal things as I'd feel it wasn't stealing since time and God didn't know it happened! Muhaha!
Oh and on the weekends I'd save the world
Oh and on the weekends I'd save the world
Well If you think about it you wouldn't be able to do much at all, how to put this..
If everything is completely frozen in time you wouldn't be able to move money at all let alone steal it. If there's someone you don't like so decide to stop time in order to punch them in the face it'd be like hitting a brick wall, the stealing of pants would be impossible as the pants themselves would be frozen in time.
Hmmm, maybe I've thought this through a little too much
If everything is completely frozen in time you wouldn't be able to move money at all let alone steal it. If there's someone you don't like so decide to stop time in order to punch them in the face it'd be like hitting a brick wall, the stealing of pants would be impossible as the pants themselves would be frozen in time.
Hmmm, maybe I've thought this through a little too much
Many a booby shall be touched.
EDIT: Okay, in all seriousness, I've always wanted to have incredible superpowers and cause nothing but petty mischief with them. I've always found great appeal in the idea of being all-powerful, yet devoting my time to merely being annoying and whimsical.
EDIT: Okay, in all seriousness, I've always wanted to have incredible superpowers and cause nothing but petty mischief with them. I've always found great appeal in the idea of being all-powerful, yet devoting my time to merely being annoying and whimsical.
I'd use it right when my alarm goes off in the morning, then keep it on until I feel fully refreshed...
Seriously, I've thought about this before, that is always one of my first thoughts on the subject. The second thought is usuallyrape playing video games uninterrupted.
Seriously, I've thought about this before, that is always one of my first thoughts on the subject. The second thought is usually
Probably stop time when my alarm goes off for work and just get a decent night sleep for once. Then once fully rested spend some time having fun and kill that dickhead man who lives behind my house and keeps revving power-tools for NO reason every weekend...but make it look like a suicide.
go around the world, putting a bullet in the back of the head of any dictator, human oppressor, and demigogue (Glen Beck ought to count for the last one)
Travel the world, see awesome things up close, then do some very immature things, then stealth assassinate the entire world population. Just because I can.
I would grab a whole lot of boobs.
I would also do awesome things, like drive my car off of a large building then freezing time right before it hit the ground, getting out, and watching the ensuing chaos from a safe distance.
Oh, yeah, and I'd also use it so that I could finish the freakishly long books in the Song of Ice and Fire series so I can finally catch up with my friends, who are several books ahead of me.
I would also do awesome things, like drive my car off of a large building then freezing time right before it hit the ground, getting out, and watching the ensuing chaos from a safe distance.
Oh, yeah, and I'd also use it so that I could finish the freakishly long books in the Song of Ice and Fire series so I can finally catch up with my friends, who are several books ahead of me.
Considering we're already breaking basically every scientific principles,I'll assume we're invulnerable.
First off I would swim to the bottom of the Marianna trench and grab a deep sea fish(a relatively small one).
I would then throw said fish at a random passerby in a city.A teleporting deep sea creature attack would be hilarious,to me,anyways.
Yep,I would basically be an asshole with my newfound power.
Ooh,I almost forgot.I would insert myself in everyone's group pictures.
You want a nice picture of you and your family?Too bad,it's me!
First off I would swim to the bottom of the Marianna trench and grab a deep sea fish(a relatively small one).
I would then throw said fish at a random passerby in a city.A teleporting deep sea creature attack would be hilarious,to me,anyways.
Yep,I would basically be an asshole with my newfound power.
Ooh,I almost forgot.I would insert myself in everyone's group pictures.
You want a nice picture of you and your family?Too bad,it's me!